America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.
I dont trust you by any means.. But god knows how bad i wanna be with you, and i know you want me too.. But lord have mercy.. Those voicemails and texts were something else. People freak out when they’re about to lose something good.. That shit is crazy to me.. Shouldnt have done that stupid shit anyways.. Not everyone deserves a second chance, but the ones that do? You shouldnt deny them that second chance.. Just one more time.. Prove to me i mean as much to you as you say.. I saw it last night, but i better keep seeing that shit or we’re done.
Is it really that hard to be with just ONE girl? I dont understand.. Dont make me invest my time and emotions in you when you KNOW you arent gonna do me right.. The fuck kinda sense does that make? Dont make me think and feel like im the only girl when im not. Play me better. And with a fat bitch? Like thats any competition? The fuck? Lord have mercy.. And what kills me the most, is i was so damn good to you. Too fucking good. I deserve NONE of this bullshit. And i want my $170 by Friday.. Motherfucker.



